Wednesday, March 23, 2011

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Never so united. Special

On March 16, 2011 Reservoir Dogs have aired a service Sabrina Nobile, in which several politicians sent asking why March 17 is celebrated 150 Unification of Italy.
Well, the service went on the air have not seen it, but I found it by chance on video.mediaset.it.
So what happened to March 17, 1861 important? Was proclaimed the unification of Italy, Vittorio Emanuele II was crowned King of Italy. Nonsense, you say, maybe in your life a history book, by mistake, you have also opened.

So, alas, it was not for our politicians. All people selected and thoroughly rewarded for the work that takes place every day. A minimum of history, at least in Italy, should know it. Because you know: knowing the past helps us understand the present and maybe even to prepare for the future. But no, not for them.
But let us. The video can be found here . The summary, however, I will I do.


Hon Daniel Santanché (Secretary Ministry Implementation Program)
What happened March 17, 1861?
"No look, the examination by you do not. Why, she does not know what happened? Then you must read a good book! " And run away. Reminding us, as usual, his ring. At this point, I start to seriously believe that the pay just to talk to the ring. The Minister of the rings, it sounds good.



former Hon Cynthia Since (Margherita)
What happened March 17, 1861?

"On 17 March?
- turns a quizzical look for a few seconds before lighting - Well, no, no, take .. remove .. Remove. " covers the camera with his hand and leaves. Maybe his mother.


Mr. Claudio Barbaro (FLI)
What happened March 17, 1861?
"On 17 March, exactly, do not tell him I know what happened ... but the taking of Porta Pia ... or maybe I do not think so ... - let him try with 50 and 50, know not call Gerry Scotti! - however, for what concerns the first Turin was the capital which is ... certainly has been 150 years. Precisely, March 17, I do not know what happened ". All right, come on, let's try something else.
Who was the first king of Italy?
"I do not remember."
was Vittorio Emanuele II.
We think because we think, it shows. After thinking about it, because we were just thinking, we have seen, demand " not the first?".
What was the situation before the unification of Italy?
"Eh, well, there was the Kingdom of the Two Sicilies."
And who was in the Kingdom of the Two Sicilies?
"The Savoy".
At the end, his problem is " I do not go on the air because I have answered several questions? . No, you go on the air. One thing that should be aired. Absolutely!



Nunzia Di Girolamo (PDL)
What happened March 17, 1861?
"On March 17, something happened, but I ask Maroni, not I - continued laughter - is Minister of the Interior: one who knows. " Others can also stupid, so there is one.


Mr Luigi Bobba (PD)
The first king of Italy?
"Umberto I?" Let's really good.
On March 17, has something to do with Vittorio Emanuele, or not?
"I do not remember." Give a little help, come on!
Maybe he was doing something the March 17?
"I do not remember." 'Ste things you know, you see. But not if the recalls.



former Mr Vincenzo Alaimo (UDC)
What happened March 17, 1861?
"On March 17 precise, I do not remember, but for having chosen to say that there was something important, a historian, is to be achieved and it should be remembered." Click to see who would choose a date to fuck. So, to laugh.
who ruled the Kingdom of Sardinia?
"Who reigned ..? She makes me the historical questions, of course, I forgot ... " Come on, has forgotten the questions, but knows the answers. Try to make him the answers!
Who could it be?
"In the Kingdom of Sardinia ..? Who could it be ..? You tell me, so I'm learning. " So, without shame.
Who was the first King of Italy?
"Well, Vittorio Emanuele .. Vittorio Emanuele I ". Yeah, the first, of course. The second, perhaps still to be born!
who met Teano?
"Ah, the famous meeting between Teano Vittorio Emanuele and ... and ... - from this to know, I can feel it - and mbu ... ... I know, but I do not remember." We the usual studies, but does not apply.
when Rome became the capital?
You just do not respond, shaking his head. So, what questions!
The breach of Porta Pia, which was the date?
"Novecento ... and ... well ... there was the release in 46, 44, 45 - come on, 3x8 pound: that you'll make it up! - no ... I would not say things unpacked. " Ah, no? Too bad. Why
Garibaldi was called the Hero of Two Worlds?
"Because, basically, they were two different worlds that were made in a single structure, say, geography, and even politics." The has said it so sure, I also swear that he's right.
So what were these two worlds?
"The North and South at the time." Yes, then. The East and West today: Italy has turned over on itself, in the meantime.
So is called Hero of Two Worlds because he joined the South to the North?
"Of course." good, does' na fold.



Roberto Formigoni (President of Regione Lombardia)
What happened March 17, 1861?
"On March 17, the matches are 5 Days of Milan's resistance to the Austrians, but 150 years ago, a bit 'before. But the date of March 17 was chosen by the national government this year to celebrate the anniversary of the Unification of Italy. "
So March 17 was 150 years ago has not happened anything specific?
"No! "Sticazzi And do not you put them?



Fabio Mussi (former Minister of University and Research)
Why this date was chosen?
"I do not know why it was chosen on March 17 do not remember. It's a date. " Come on, really?
Parliament has decided that it was named the first King, who was?
"No, but do not ask questions, .. not face questioning. " It goes away, so chewing ignorance.



Sen. Frank Cardiello (PDL)
What happened March 17, 1861?
"No, nothing happened. Evidently, it is a shared decision. " Thank goodness, I thought I had done everything Garibaldi without saying anything to anyone.
Not that March 17 was 150 years ago something happened that we celebrate this date?
"Eh, I do not know." But we thought a bit 'up, eh.
The meeting, for example, between Garibaldi and Vittorio Emanuele, when it happened?
"There was no meeting. Sure. Oh well .. sure, oh!
Who was the first capital of the New Kingdom?
"Eh ... the Kingdom of the Two Sicilies was different ... there was ... mmm ... .. after forty .. forty-five has been in Salerno. "
In forty-five when, in what century?
"1945."
Well, but that capital?
"I understood ... after ... the war of '44. Oh well, I do not know " . And I believe that I was getting really knew that! Why
Garibaldi was called the Hero of Two Worlds. What were these two worlds?
"They were the Kingdom of the Two Sicilies and the rest of Italy ..." But yet you Put It On with 'is the story?
sure?
"I think. Not that I may wait a week, so get ready ...?" ... But go to prepare, run!



On Pippo Gianni Initiative (Manager)
In Parliament, 17 March 1861, something happened?
"But it was not just the 17 who took office the first Parliament-led ... Benso Conte di Cavour ... who took office ... the first president was doing this to him ... ... which led us to have this country. "
What did Camillo Benso?
"The first, the first Italian parliament" .
As what?
"President, presided over" . Two plus two, go.
President of ..?
With ironic, how to sympathize with the speaker demonstrated the ignorance, self-confident and enunciating every word, he replied: "D el Parliament. The first Italian Parliament. "



Hon Vincent D'Anna Initiative (Head)
What happened March 17, 1861?
"I honestly do not know."
The first prime minister?
"I do not remember."
year unification of Italy as we know, no?
"1860, the first, say, when he was released in Rome, the Porta Pia, Rome became the capital of Italy." I can not understand what is the biggest bullshit.
Rome capital of Italy, 1860?
"Yes." Well, it is quite sure: do not run!
Here, Unity of Italy?
"With the company Porta Pia ... eh, a few years before, now ... do not remember the date."
That is, the date of the Unification of Italy ...
"Unity in Italy it is sanctioned by Rome capital, because there was the first Italian Parliament. "
If the unification of Italy and 1860, as we celebrate 150 years in 2011? Should not we celebrate 151 years? Here
than himself, sfancula books and mathematical formulas and invent on the spot, a theorem that will make history: "I think the 1860 not the accounts, which from 1860 onwards." And so it was that Jesus Christ died in 32 years.
Ah, one more then 1860?
"Eh, sure." Brava Noble, who has quickly learned the theorem!



Hon Vincent Taddei Initiative (Head)
What On the Unification of Italy? Eighteen hundred ...?
"1860 - safe and amazed by the simple question - c i was the official proclamation of ... of ... of our first, let's say ... the head of state who was then at that stage ... the King Vittorio Emanuele III. Third, Vittorio Emanuele THIRD. You got it right: THE THIRD.



Hon Rosi Bindi (PD)
Capital Rome?
"Roma Capitale. When he was Rome Capital? Was it ... bah, when it was capital of Rome? Let's put it, when it was? LET'S KNOCK there: when? When was Rome Capital? The March 17. No ... " No.
Ah, March 17 is celebrated Rome the capital?
"Eh, I think of it, no? No ... " No.



Mr Fabio Garaniani (PDL)
Qunado Rome became the capital?
"capital Rome in 1870, after the breach of Porta Pia. Pretty sure! - and I repeat, for the avoidance of doubt - capital Rome in 1870. "



Matteo Renzi (Mayor of Florence)
When Rome became the capital?

Capital became in 1871, because in 1870 there was the breach of Porta Pia. " do not believe it, I am moved by: the know seriously!
She is one of the few that has that property.
"The fact that I know is normal. The real shocking thing is that the others have said evil. "



Hon Daniel Marantelli (PD)
Why March 17? It 'a particular date?
"Of course that is part ... - is stopped, spun around as if he had seen the Madonna - sorry ... excuse me, eh ... sorry ... I apologize ... I apologize .. back now ... I apologize ... I'll be right - continues while running away - sorry ... " The new Pride of the Yankees.




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