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Sanremo: the Festival has won the Gialappa's.


Vecchioni and a pin of the owl with glasses
a bit 'all have noticed that Vecchioni, last night, after the first performance, has left miss a single phrase that had little to do with the Festival. He has, in fact, shouted ' owl with glasses '. Probably, it was the climax of the festival, at least for the final round.



Someone will have finished noticed that all the performances of the 23 first and then take more than an hour to stretch the soup?
from small and nonsense chat Morandi with Avril Lavigne after the show of pseudo Canadian rocker. Interview can not be defined (and not even her rocker, ed), lasted thirty seconds. Morandi looked like a fan that meets at the supermarket a singer, and began to question her minchiam. The host (?), After being asked if he loved Italy (waiting for you say that you hate it?), He blathered something like " you love the truth" (love the truth), no one knows why, and she responded with " mozzareeela! . Yes, that seems to sum up perfectly the sense of the interview.






But it does not end here, soon after he arrived on stage Massimo Ranieri. Of course, the interview (Eddaie with the interview ..) has been entrusted to Morandi. The gist of the speech could only be the music events that marked the careers of both artists. Morandi has shouldered the guitar (it seemed he could not see forward to strum chords and sing) and together with Ranieri, recounted the successes of both songbirds. They seemed to not want to finish more. Indeed, like two retirees who meet in a bar recalling old times. From the series' we Gianni, remember the time ..?'. Festival stuff, eh.

The final evening was the perfect ending for the whole event. In five nights, the most obvious was the disorganization, the embarrassment Morandi (what the heck, Gualazzi comparison seemed to be at home ..) and the stoned acute Canalis (at least 60% of its presentation was accompanied by the phrase ' ah, I have to tell me who directs the orchestra ? 'No Elizabeth, please come Clooney, who got to do!).

Must save at least one of the presenters, as well as poor Morandi, there are definitely Luke and Paul: between various teasing to Morandi, the two valleys (rather, who will call next year, Ruby and Minetti? ) and a large part of Italian politicians (with primary focus on Berlusconi, of course), have certainly raised the bar Festival and, consequently, the ratings. To be awarded the citation of and homage to Gramsci Gaber, if only for their courage.

be deleted altogether from the history of Italian television is definitely an interview with De Niro . Canalis that, a maturing nervous as anxious on the day of the examination, a term not got it even killed. Luckily the actor had the headset with the simultaneous translation, needless to know. Morandi has tried at various times to defuse the situation (' ah-ah, I also did a song about the mother and milk .. I wonder if ... no eh? ' No Morandi, no), but De Niro still would have preferred a hammer on genitalia rather than staying there. Bellucci also fly over the ' keeps well', according to Morandi. Manco he should speak with eighty.

Benigni Needless to mention, that both plays would make them well if you put in the middle of the stage staring at the audience. He has performed in an exegesis of our anthem creepy. The most exciting and interesting part of the Festival. He explained everything in half an hour a professor of labor, and history would not be able to deploy in three years. Do minister of education.

the same evening (dedicated to the Unity of Italy, ed), Garibaldi was still had the opportunity of turning in his grave. He had to watch the sky in a room torn Ferreri, the Italian cue Tricarico (what a surprise!) Viva Italy sung by a Northern League has run well and had to endure La Russa in the audience.

The musical level of this year, with regard to the songs in the race, was undoubtedly superior to that of last year and there have been several confirmations: Flack confirmed to be a poet; Nathalie can make way (other than fashion, on the podium she would go), the Crush not be so bad; Van de Sfroos to be fully appreciated; Tricarico not be able to be appreciated (you can not get on the stage of Sanremo and give the impression of being in there by force, and you're doing a favor for those who do not know, a minimum holding!); the Modà of making music for kids (to make sure that it was very clear, they called Emma ) Battiato that if there had not been him, would not Madonia did not even get in Liguria.

The winner, for once, it was the right one. Reached the final with the other two, the festival had in his pocket. He could only mocked televoting. What then, what is the point clear remote voting again? Flack was in the lead up to the night before (and was rightly cleared because the employee of Rai Trade has forgotten to read the rules and let the brain on the bedside table before going to the press conference), was definitely in the lead before the proclamation of the three finalists and had to win back again televoting in the final stage. A little 'as if at a tennis match, after September 2 swept 6-1 and 6-0, the referee says' wait a second, the winner of the third party has won everything: two sets earlier fuck'. He even won the Golden Share. Give at least three or four awards now. With a normal rule, had already won the first night!


Massimo Morini show the owl with glasses


The winners are to be found in moral rather RTL 102.5: The Band's Gialappa . They launched the catchphrase of the owl with glasses (to quote the song You're strong Morandi father) door between the conductors and between the singers. Van De Sfroos took him on guitar, Nathan on the boots, Flack shouted at the end of the first performance, The fashion have done the same, but in English, then go back on stage in the finals with pins representing the owl that some 'everywhere.







Well, long live Vecchioni, Gialappa's alive and living with owl glasses. Ad Majora.

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